New bottle shape...let the jokes commence.

https://www.sfgate.com/wine/article/napa-penis-shaped-wine-just-the-tipsy-16461690.php

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Developed by a couple of dads at the park, who would have guessed?

-Al

For drinking straight from the bottle?

This will spawn more questions about the right type of rack.

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Any sabering vids out there yet? [wow.gif]

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If you rub it the bottle becomes a magnum

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Hot-wax seal, if you need “safe” storage.

Now that’s funny! champagne.gif

As soon as they can find a Mohel with an MW certification.

I understand, though, that initial focus group testing isn’t going well, and all their investors are pulling out early.

There’s a Lorena Bobbitt joke here, but I’m not going to make it.

Pass, I prefer my sparkling wines without nut flavors.

69 points at best. Suckling 96!

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How about with a creamy taste?

Was thinking creamy aftertaste [wow.gif]

With ratings?

Ewwww! Another “hard” pass.

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Good call. Whatever they do, keep this guy away or else it won’t be just the tip

https://www.reddit.com/r/wine/comments/abjv9x/french_laundry_disinfecting_their_kitchen_floors/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb

Just the thing to serve at my son’s bris!

(with passed calamari as an apertif)

But if you put it into the fridge it turns into a 375.

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Good one.
Honestly, I thought I’d see more “Suckling” comments. Seems like it would write itself.

We’re all mohels now

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