Sign him up as a Berserker…stat!
He could be a berserker already we have a handful of Brits here…
It’s worse than just calling 911 over corked wine. Per the article, he was calling because there were little bits of cork IN his wine.
I’m fairly certain Monty Python already laid out the penalties for such twits:
Bruce
Oh blimey, do I ever want to post the corked bottle scene from the inimitably sublime “Fawlty Towers” (John Cleese’s masterwork), but it would seem the BBC has cracketh down upon the youtube.
“It’s not corked, I just opened it you idiot.”