I know I’m gonna get judged but I’m still gonna ask

May I ask why you want to shotgun a few beers before you go out?

There is always the butt chugging option:


I’m afraid to even click on the link.

OP, Why do the beers have to be super cold? Why not just drink them at a slightly warmer temperature than typical?

I can recall when intoxicated folks were “nursed” by concerned friends. Many were were given iced water to drink - which irritates an uneasy stomach.

Have you tried popping them in the air fryer?