Don’t feel like this was a total loss though. The “It’s wet, it’s giggle juice. I’m happy.” was good for a smile even if it was grammatically incorrect.
If I’ve ever posted a (by definition clearly flawed) poll in the past, I apologize, it won’t happen again
Ian, it’s a worthwhile question and I like the choices you have set out. I would tend most to #4 but I also do want to extract a level of hedonism/pleasure out of most wine drinking experiences I have. Fine example (haven’t had time to post yet) is the 1995 Leonetti Merlot I had a couple nights ago. First opened and tasted, it was almost all analytical—me comparing it with my last sampling, deciding it needed some slow-oxygenation, worried about how it would show. The last sip? Eyes rollilng back, such pure pleasure and happiness that the wine had gotten to that place.