To be clear, I think the use of the term “baller” is annoying. But my heart has been warmed by the recent emergence of the term “lumber tasting,” used unironically by some un-named denizens of this fine forum to mean the same thing as “baller.” The speed with which our slang evolved has evolved to include that term is a linguist’s dream.
That said, I’d like to suggest the Cockney rhyming slang-inspired term “plumber tasting” going forward as the next logical stage in the evolution of “baller.” Feel free to use it without attribution.
I actually think baller predates lumber and the Kapon set by a few years. And I think baller was originally a reference to the proclivities or Wilt, Magic, et. al., so I can’t argue with the etymologists who find the word offensive or at least marginally so.
I am deeply offended by your use of the term “plumber,” a well-known and well-worn trope from pornographic films of the 1970s. “Lay some pipe,” indeed.
There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.
She said, “Stop your plumbing,
There’s somebody coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “That’s me.”