Does he even Berskerer anymore? Or just do it for the ‘gram?
Maybe we need an Audouze designed glass to go next to the FUpa. IG winefluencers unite.
Different AI bots based on your palate.
Audouze decanter bot. See Kane’s post.
CT decanter bot that shocks you.
Alfert decanter bot that tells you it doesn’t matter because you’re yak palated but you have amazing calves.
Berserker decanter bot. Actually, no way an AI engine is smart enough to read all the posts here and make heads or tails of it.
One love for each continent
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@Andrew_Hall pls
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Robert never touches the glass!
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I wanted to win this, so, first, you suck.
If I had won, I would have started with a brandy snifter and evolved the design from there.
Stem should be four fingers tall. Base it on your likely tiny little hand size.
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My summary is, the glass that is shaped like a cyclist striated muscular calf wins. Roby is often wrong, and idolizes Kane a bitch much, but he’s right on this one. Alfert approves.
Total height must be no more than 230mm. Volume around ~16oz.
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Glass lined styrofoam cup specifically design for Saint-Emilion First Growths, but also hand carved from used styrofoam shippers donated by WBs.
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Marie Antoinette’s boob to your calf is not progress
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Two boobs, one glass?
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Let them eat calf!
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Are you calling Kane a bitch? And, your phone has bitch in the auto correct dictionary? Siri’s fault while pelotoning?
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NGL, if you make a glass like that I’m totally buying some and using them as ale glasses. Please do this.
Roby, please, I am an elite cyclist, Kane spins on his little peloton. He did a solid 45 minutes two nights ago! Siri, on the other hand, clearly does not understand my very heavy Cuban accent, her dictation is a bit racist.
This will happen when I can integrate it with an automatic tip jar every time I have to deal with complaints on @Keith_Levenberg and @A_So tasting notes. 
Seems to me that should be more like $2k - $2.5k. Maaaaaybe $3k. But $10k?!? 
If there were more electric shocks, there would be fewer complaints.
