I think this settles it. I’m going to do a play on takoyaki with snails and choux pastry. Maybe a few with miatake mushrooms and caramelized onions for vegetarians. Good call.
That sounds delicious! I’ve never had takoyaki, but I’ve had escargot in what I think was little puff pasties, and WOW! Please post photos and reactions after you’ve made and served them.