For Those of You Who Need More Wood

WINE TALK
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“For those of you who need more wood.”
You could read that in so many ways. lol
Gives me a new marketing idea for bottling some cheap crap: “Johnson’s Big Wood Wine.” Should sell to a certain demographic.

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Wow. Worst marketing blather ever.

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I often think “this cheap wine would be a lot better if it were more oaky and oxidized”.

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I totally love that it actually says this:
“Oak Bottle, which is literally an oak bottle…”

If this works, I may gift it some ladies who would be…er…very grateful that they’re saving so much money by buying Charles Shaw instead of Rombauer now.

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Pure…Bleeping…Genius!

I bow down before the inventor.

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You could call it “the cougar juicer” for whites. [wow.gif]

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But what kind of oak? Limousin? American? Hungarian? And what kind of char, I wonder.

So many unanswered questions.

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I thought this was about getting a woodie. newhere