Food Network Quote of the Day

Epicurean Exploits - Food and Recipes
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“I shredded this cheese myself”

-Sandra Lee.

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I don’t think I’ve ever shredded cheese before. How do you do it?

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Wait… you must be ironic. I hope. But just in case:

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Usually too drunk to be useful . . . way to go Sandra!

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Could you also find out how to cook bacon please? [scratch.gif]

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As a great American philosopher and poet once said . . .

“They make it all up, there’s no such thing,
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.”

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What are you talking about? You “literally” want me to click on the ENTIRE link?

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Can we get back to some good old fashioned Sandra Lee hating, please? [beg.gif]

I love this clip. It’s her “semi-homemade” Kwanzaa cake assembled with store-bought angel food cake, store-bought frosting she doctors with a little cocoa powder and cinnamon, and corn nuts.

Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa Cake

She’s got great technique, this one. Measure out your dry ingredients by shaking them into the measuring spoons above your mixing bowl. This way, all the extras just get incorporated right into the recipe. No mess, no waste!

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Yeah, who needs exact measurement when baking anyway?

Nice avatar.

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There’s a Hanukkah version too. This one is a store bought cake with store bought frosting, but Sandra makes it semi-homemade by adding a string of faux pearls (with a reminder that you shouldn’t eat them).


Sandra Lee’s Hanukkah Cake

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Has anyone observed Ina Garten actually paying for anything on her little shopping trips . . . ever? Maybe they just operate on the barter system in the Hamptons.

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That cake was so butt-ugly that I couldn’t bear to watch the whole thing. And Corn Nuts . . . WTF? Nice rack, though.

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I don’t think I can recall ever seeing her pay, now that you mention it. Probably has a revolving credit account with all the food related businesses out there.

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Actually, she got some tips from the queen of cheap herself and found a way to live in the Hamptons for “$20 a day”.

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“I want to get my buns on the griddle.” Sandra Lee

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Oh. I’m sorry. You said shred.

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I think JEFFRY must pay…or whatever her husband’s name is who’s on all the time!

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That’s the way we did it back in the day. My services for your clams. flirtysmile