Drink up, boys - Now you have a medical excuse

This just in from the BBC, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8367141.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;:

Alcohol 'protects men’s hearts’

Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests.

The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men.

Emphasis added!

I declare a moratorium on all further men’s health/alcohol research. It has reached its Zenith. Clearly no more good could come from any further investigation.

Thanks John.

Cuz everyone needs a little help in life.