Cold Heaven Cellars - Free Handjob™ from the Cold Heaven girls

[ToddFrench]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Corey N.

Regretfully, doesn’t ship to Illinois, but can I still get the handjob and life advice?

Life advice question #1: is it wrong to request a handjob…from a woman you’ve never seen…over the Internet…on a wine bulletin board?

We’ll be able to ship to Illinois in March. Berserker Day couldn’t wait till then.

Life advice answer #1: It’s not. And don’t act like you’ve never requested one before from a woman you’ve never seen over the internet on a wine bulletin board.

BerserkerDay waits for no HandJob.

[Corey_N]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Corey N.

Regretfully, doesn’t ship to Illinois, but can I still get the handjob and life advice?

Life advice question #1: is it wrong to request a handjob…from a woman you’ve never seen…over the Internet…on a wine bulletin board?

We’ll be able to ship to Illinois in March. Berserker Day couldn’t wait till then.

Life advice answer #1: It’s not. And don’t act like you’ve never requested one before from a woman you’ve never seen over the internet on a wine bulletin board.

Technically not on a wine bulletin board, but if you include my pen pals in the local female prison, then I am guilty as charged.

It’s a long story.

[ATaylor]

Is it one handjob per customer or one handjob per case? Just asking…

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Corey N.

@Kara VanCorbach

@Corey N.

Regretfully, doesn’t ship to Illinois, but can I still get the handjob and life advice?

Life advice question #1: is it wrong to request a handjob…from a woman you’ve never seen…over the Internet…on a wine bulletin board?

We’ll be able to ship to Illinois in March. Berserker Day couldn’t wait till then.

Life advice answer #1: It’s not. And don’t act like you’ve never requested one before from a woman you’ve never seen over the internet on a wine bulletin board.

Technically not on a wine bulletin board, but if you include my pen pals in the local female prison, then I am guilty as charged.

It’s a long story.

I’ve got all day…

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@ATaylor

Is it one handjob per customer or one handjob per case? Just asking…

One Handjob™ per case purchase. They don’t come cheap or easy.

[BuffaloLou_Saad]

@Kara VanCorbach

@ATaylor

Is it one handjob per customer or one handjob per case? Just asking…

One Handjob™ per case purchase. They don’t come cheap or easy.

Well played!

[Albert_W]

Quite an inviting offer though I’ve never had this kind of bundle work out well. Had an offer like this in TJ awhile back. The wine was awful.

[Matthew_Brown]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Corey N.

@Kara VanCorbach

We’ll be able to ship to Illinois in March. Berserker Day couldn’t wait till then.

Life advice answer #1: It’s not. And don’t act like you’ve never requested one before from a woman you’ve never seen over the internet on a wine bulletin board.

Technically not on a wine bulletin board, but if you include my pen pals in the local female prison, then I am guilty as charged.

It’s a long story.

I’ve got all day…

What’s your stance on knives? Pro or con?

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Matthew Brown

I’ve got all day…

What’s your stance on knives? Pro or con?[/quote]
Like… being thrown at us? What are we talking about here?

[Mark_Y]

@Albert W.

Quite an inviting offer though I’ve never had this kind of bundle work out well. Had an offer like this in TJ awhile back. The wine was awful.

You went to a trader joes that was offering a handjob? which location is this? many inquiring minds want to know.

[Eric_Keating]

Curious, what exactly is a “Handjob ™?”

I read through all of the creepy responses, and couldn’t find an answer.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Albert W.

Quite an inviting offer though I’ve never had this kind of bundle work out well. Had an offer like this in TJ awhile back. The wine was awful.

It’s a good thing we’re located in the beautiful Santa Barbara Wine Country then.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Eric Keating

Curious, what exactly is a “Handjob ™?”

I read through all of the creepy responses, and couldn’t find an answer.

http://www.ineedahandjob.com

[Eric_Keating]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Eric Keating

Curious, what exactly is a “Handjob ™?”

I read through all of the creepy responses, and couldn’t find an answer.

http://www.ineedahandjob.com

Thank you. Interesting product, and the commercial is very funny.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Eric Keating

@Kara VanCorbach

@Eric Keating

Curious, what exactly is a “Handjob ™?”

I read through all of the creepy responses, and couldn’t find an answer.

http://www.ineedahandjob.com

Thank you. Interesting product, and the commercial is very funny.

We’re big fans over here.

[M_Linzbach]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Eric Keating

Curious, what exactly is a “Handjob ™?”

I read through all of the creepy responses, and couldn’t find an answer.

http://www.ineedahandjob.com

http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4802:mp6a7g.2.1

[Matthew_Brown]

@Kara VanCorbach

Like… being thrown at us? What are we talking about here?

Corey has a soft spot for ladies that can handle their blades (think Lucy Liu in Kill Bill). Thought we were vectoring in for a love connection. No matter. Carry on.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@M. Linzbach

@Kara VanCorbach

@Eric Keating

Curious, what exactly is a “Handjob ™?”

I read through all of the creepy responses, and couldn’t find an answer.

http://www.ineedahandjob.com

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(which is why I always include the ™ when we discuss this product).

We play by the rules sometimes here at Cold Heaven.

[Rob_Winn]

@Albert W.

Quite an inviting offer though I’ve never had this kind of bundle work out well. Had an offer like this in TJ awhile back. The wine was awful.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Matthew Brown

@Kara VanCorbach

Like… being thrown at us? What are we talking about here?

Corey has a soft spot for ladies that can handle their blades (think Lucy Liu in Kill Bill). Thought we were vectoring in for a love connection. No matter. Carry on.

I only like blades being thrown at me on Sundays. It’s Monday soooo I’m gonna have to decline. Check back Sunday?