Thank you all for your comments. A few answers to the curious,:
No alcohol problem. She makes the trip every few months. It takes about an hour and a half because the closest Joe’s doesn’t sell wine. She has been doing it for years.
I haven’t heard back from her yet. She still has a few bottles left from her last trip.
We have shared better Chardonnays, and she likes them, but also appreciates the value of Chuck. It was six cases, and came to $215.28. I agree I have paid more for one bottle.
To those who infer I am a lousy son-in-law for other unspecified reasons…
Does she share her Chardonnay? A few = three? Six cases consumed over three months is 2/3 of a bottle of wine per day, every day. Nine+ out of ten MDs would label this excessive drinking, especially for a woman. So not an alcoholic perhaps, but there’s an issue at least. You’re a rotten son-in-law, I change my assessment.
Wow. Math derived from the definition of “few” as understood by you to mean exactly three means that you know the mother in law of someone on the internet is an alcoholic or at least has a problem? Impressive! I’m sure you know better than Kyle about his mother in law.
2/3 bottle is actually less than what Lafite Rothschild assumes people will be drinking when they have dinner guests. So, for all the jokes about her consumption or choice there of…she’s still drinking less than those that visit one of the most famous First Growths in Bordeaux. Plus…if I’m retired, I could easily see myself drinking a bottle of wine/night with my S.O. or other guests. When I’m retired…I hope to have people over for dinner every few nights, isn’t that what retirement is all about? A chance to relax, enjoy your time with others, and have massive feasts…on a weekly basis.
Indeed, it would be far worse to have a mother in law, or own mother, that did not drink, as was the case with me. Not to mention taking far too much good wine to a family dinner which my dear old father could not resist, resulting in him falling off his chair unconscious.
Did the wine actually freeze? Given that there is likely some alcohol in that wine, it would lower the freezing point. I wouldn’t think overnight in a car with temps in the upper teens would freeze it. Sub-zero, another story…