If a glass doesn’t cost at least $100 per stem O cant taste anything
Assuming you’re not kidding: the Flint Hills are pretty and all that, but the Sandhills and Gering Hills (including Scottsbluff) of Nebraska offer more in the way of topographic relief.
PS: If Greg was driving across Kansas on I-70, the “Birthplace of Bob Dole” billboards may have obscured the view of the rolling hills.
Scientifically speaking, Kansas is flatter than a pancake.
Oklahoma actually has several minor mountain ranges - Wichita mtns in SW Ok, Arbuckle in South Central, a significant part of the Ouachita range in the Southeast and a bit of the Ozarks in NE OK . Now the panhandle, that is flat.
My life’s greatest wine glass has been a moderately large brandy snifter.
Well done!
I think we must now ask: which state’s topography most resembles that of a good wine glass?