1998 Vincent Girardin Pommard, 1989 Château Grand-Puy-Lacoste and 'lady in waiting' dinner

Peter_Kleban · March 21, 2010, 5:23pm

Good one, Sergele! Kind of like Dostoevsky meets the Three Stooges…well, sort of!

Peter_Kleban · March 21, 2010, 5:28pm

Clearly it is. But isn’t that your goal–too be equally offensive to all groups?

Alan_Zee · March 21, 2010, 9:10pm

That was no girl…that was an OLD LADY !!! with a ton of plastic surgery. She certainly qualified for AARP.

The Ford, was not a Ford, it was a stinkin Lincoln Navigator (I had asked for a BMW 750 for Serge).

I am not sure who had a more shocked look on their face. her or me, when Serge started preaching about the advantages of anal sex.

For the record , we tipped 20% on the entire bill (for those who remember the big thread on tipping etiquette).

The food was excellent, service excellent, the wine was even better and the French waiter did a great job of putting up with Serge’s insistence on pouring his own wine. The waiter even joked with Serge…“Shall I pour the water, or would you like to do that too?”. That was f’en priceless. I was expecting an atomic bomb from Serge, but he just smiled and told the guy to pour the water. Absolutely priceless. I could not have written a better script. It was truly priceless to watch a formal French waiter ask this of Serge with a totally straight face.

Peter_Kleban · March 22, 2010, 4:04pm

Alan Zee:

That was no girl…that was an OLD LADY !!! with a ton of plastic surgery. She certainly qualified for AARP.

The Ford, was not a Ford, it was a stinkin Lincoln Navigator (I had asked for a BMW 750 for Serge).

I am not sure who had a more shocked look on their face. her or me, when Serge started preaching about the advantages of anal sex.

For the record , we tipped 20% on the entire bill (for those who remember the big thread on tipping etiquette).

The food was excellent, service excellent, the wine was even better and the French waiter did a great job of putting up with Serge’s insistence on pouring his own wine. The waiter even joked with Serge…“Shall I pour the water, or would you like to do that too?”. That was f’en priceless. I was expecting an atomic bomb from Serge, but he just smiled and told the guy to pour the water. Absolutely priceless. I could not have written a better script. It was truly priceless to watch a formal French waiter ask this of Serge with a totally straight face.

Maybe the waiter was checking if Serge knew the difference ? Anyway, this was priceless !! Please, please bring a videocam next time you go out with Serge.

Peter_Kleban · March 22, 2010, 7:17pm

Sergele, that haircut does NOT suit you !

Faryan_Amir-Ghassemi · March 22, 2010, 9:13pm

You are straight crazy.

Peter_Kleban · March 22, 2010, 11:10pm

Clearly his posts fit the name of this board !