Anybody want a job?

Hey all,
We’re looking for a full time wine guy (or girl). Email me if you are interested!

I am your man, if you care to open up a satellite shop in NYC.

How about a West Coast presence…

120K/year and i’ll stop taking night & w/e call man! i am good for 60 hours/week easy.

Corkscrew and carte blanche

10 minute breaks on the hour every hour

bib

and one of those Tastevin thingy’s I can wear around my neck.

Guarantee I can bring in $200 / week in revenue (without discounts!)

I’m your man. I’ll call you when I can break away from Sanford & Son.

Ian… you really didn’t expect a straight answer from this crew, did you???

Accessories truly make the man.

… and a Tastvin automatically makes a man a sommelier!!!

Of course not, but I figured it was still worth a shot

BTW, new company policy, Tastevin required!!!

What’s it pay? -mJ

Hey, for $120K, I’ll take it. And I promise to only work 40 hours per week so as to not upset the union!

not enough

Maybe if you factor in the employee discount on annual wine purchases a pay cut may not be as bad as it seems. I would pay less in taxes…hmm.

Ian, what’s the job description? Expected hours, etc.

Could I telecommute?

Might want to send an e-mail to Parker. After this week, he MAY be interested.

What did he do now?