Damn Hipsters.......why you so gullible????

Mission Chinese Is Selling Ice for $8 as ‘Water Pickles’

Victor, congrats on your peeps’ cunning marketing skillz!

i saw that today and couldn’t even click on it
i’m so not cool enough!

A $5 surcharge applies, if the customer specifies organic, vegan, free-running water.

However, avocado toast is a higher-margin item on our menus.

Well for the last 100 years you could have an Water Ice (aka Italian Ice) on a sidewalk in Philly (basically frozen water, with a squirt of fruit flavoring on top). $3-4, give or take, so is it any surprise that the same dish cost twice as much in a fancy NYC restaurant?

Dang Italian hipsters!

Tourists flock to eat shaved ice with artificial syrup in Hawaii for $6-8.

I’m so unhip and old, that I am still screaming over paying $6 for a bottle of fancy water at a meal. I went out to a fancy dinner in a group of six with some water snobs and our water tab was $60.

We need restaurants with a free BYOW option…

I think Victor spends more time thinking about Avocado toast than people who actually eat avocado toast.