Yesterday we stopped by our local Asian grocery store. While waiting in the car I saw the following unappetizing food carton in the window.
If they just changed the product to Artificial Beef Sausage with Sauerkraut Flavor it would be so much more enticing.
Chris - I can pass along the store address if you like.
Thanks but no, thanks.
I prefer my tofu to be genuine tofu, with oriental flavor.
I think these things loose some of their appeal when translated from Chinese characters to English. In Mandarin or Cantonese it probably sounds much more inviting.
I hope.
Many more examples.
My favorite are the “Sad Cold Noodles” and “Dough Fried with Select Materials”.