Poor Jessica Simpson

First she adds a couple of pounds, then Romo is cheating and she might be preggers, now this:

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She should have followed lil sis’s formula.

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Amazing HOW many times she screwed up, but she still has a career…I don’t get it

Two good reasons…

Her movie should have been called Major Boobage instead of the original title.

“Entertainment Web sites have been buzzing about Simpson’s “curvier figure,” prompting “back-off” salvos from Simpson’s sister, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and friend Kim Kardashian, followed by model/TV host Heidi Klum.”

What’s with Klum, anyway? She stuck her nose into the whole Britney Spears mess, too.

I was talking about Ashlee…

OK…whole 'nuther ball of wax on that train wreck.

Astoundingly enough, there’s this guy who runs a wine board who thinks Simpson is hot. DING! NEXT!

OJ?

I heard on Mark and Brian that she eats when she’s happy, and bins ’ n ’ purges when she’s sad.

So…she must be Estatic!