Troll? Bot?
You could drink yourself sober with Kabinett Riesling?
Water and sleep my friend.
Also Jeremy has it right. Just drink Riesling.
Buy aluminum sheet, 6000 series
My guess is someone that is ESL.
Oh…and Coconut water works really well. Really well. I miss those chocolate flavored coconut waters.
Try water while drinking, lots.
Gatorade/Powerade/Sports Drink to replace electrolytes. The key is to drink it before bed and when/if you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.
I want what Mary is drinking!
When I’m drunk, I’m categorically more stupid.
I’m not sure about that. I used to go to Berns with a group of 8. One guy drank a lot of coconut water during dinner. Guess who the one person was that was pretty well lit at the end of the night? Of course, this is my only datapoint so take with a grain of salt.
What an odd first post…
Hi I’m Mary Hicks and I drink too much, nice to meet you.
If you’re real Mary, please don’t make assumptions that we’re all a bunch of drunks.
"Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having
God dammit Otto, you’re an alcoholic…God dammit Otto, you have lupus.
One of those does not seem right."
-Mitch Hedberg
Hold my beer.
Nothing about smart there, just confidence.
Wiener’s Circle.
Hydration, sugar, aspirin or motrin. A big glass of OJ. Hypoglycemia is a big contributor to hangovers.
Pedialyte Advanced+
get thrown in the drunk tank, works every time!
Low Sodium V8 with two dashes of Pickapeppa, two dashes of habanero sauce, and a couple of squeezes of lime juice.
get thrown in the drunk tank, works every time!
You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away.
Pedialyte Advanced+
Well, they slapped me back to life
And they telephoned my wife
And they filled me full of Pedialyte
Saw my guts and my glory
It would make a great story
If I ever could remember it right…