BREAKING: John Fox (Premier Cru) to be released from prison tomorrow!

John Fox, who ran the world’s largest wine Ponzi scheme from his Berkeley store, gets out of prison

He was sentenced to six and a half years but is getting out a year early.

When Donato asked Fox how he would pay back the customers he defrauded, Fox said that he planned to take courses in prison and get a degree in computer science. When he is released, he said he hoped to start a company and “become a billionaire.”

Looks like we will be getting back the truck up offers in our inboxes this time tomorrow

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He still owes me a couple of bottles of Champagne!

Oh dear, he’s getting into cryptocurrency. [wow.gif]

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So his prison sentence ended up being shorter than the average delivery time for his pre-arrival sales?

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pretty much!

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They told him tomorrow, but it will actually be another 18 mos. [wink.gif]

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Container arrives!

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The key to his cell door is “on the water.”

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Probably his best shot at doing it!

Well hey, Jeff received virtually everything he ordered from them… until he didn’t.

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Anybody wanna sell him their GameStop shares?

Shouldn’t it be BREAKING OUT? I was hoping that he was just going to moved into a cell with Madoff.

I hear there is easy money in craft whisky

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