And all the children are above average

One hundred wines scoring at least 98 points … according to James Suckling:
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A wobegon lake of wine.

You’ll be pleased to see that German wines are about the only ones with prices below their point scores.

But consider that he was tasting them out of these, and suddenly it all makes sense:

Good candidate for post of the week