[things are too serious. We need a good trash-talking thread.]
Howard, this topic is tasteless and it stinks.
Does that mean I have the virus or not?
If you can smell it, your olfactory sense is fine, so you are Corona free.
I will say I am keeping social distance from Loire Red drinkers. Then again, I was doing that before this novel coronavirus anyway.
I kid, I like Pineau d’Aunis.
We need more trash talking? Well, I’m on board with that despite believing there’s already quite enough.
Howard, it’s possible you’ve discovered the best at-home test for COVID-19. Who needs to go to the clinic? Just see if you can pick up any aroma on a light bodied / less aromatic wine. If you can, than you’re not infected.