New Wine-Centric Title for our Fearless Leader?
- Chief Enophile Officer (CEO)
- Chief Oenophile Officer (COO)
- Chief FrenchWine Officer (CFO)
- Chief Wine Officer (CWO)
- Head Berserker
- Head Vanquisher of TWA
- These are all lame, stop trying to be Alan Eden
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It struck me today that Todd has a lame title. He was emailing me today, asking me all kinds of questions about style, life, finances, law, ladies, wine, etc., and his V-card hit me. “Wine Berserkers Administrator”. I mean really, for an internationally famous dude that single-handedly killed eBob, easily worth millions and ready for a take-over by Galloni and his polysyllabic adjectives, he needs a much better title.
It’s coincidental that we learn today of Alan’s sad passing. He was King of Polls. This is my first, and probably my last. I suck at them.
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