2014 Chateau Lanessan Sung by OutKast, “So Fresh, So Clean”

Sing along, drink along . . . .

Ain’t no vino dope as me, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Don’t you think it’s so sexy, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Ain’t no vino dope as me, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you drink up me, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)

Sir Lanessan gots tobacco belts and cranberry melts and Monte Carlo’s
And Chateaux, I’m wakin up out of my slumber feeling like Uncle Rollando
So follow, it’s Showtime at the Crib minus the Sociando
What about a Chateaux ho in a animale leopard-print?
Teddy Pendergrass, cooler than Freddie Jackson
No Sippin a milkshake in a blowstorm
Left her throat warm in the dorm room at Chateaux
We blew hay too, ath-letes might drink you
But you must have Lanessan mistaken with them statements that you make
Cause . . . .

Ain’t no vino dope as me, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Don’t you think it’s so sexy, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Ain’t no vino dope as me, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you drink up me, I’m dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)


Rivals 2009 as the best young Lanessan that I have ever had, and I have had many. An outstanding, classic, fresh wine. So fresh, so clean. Makes me smile. Buy the shit out of this wine.

edible?

Str8 out da manicured lawns of da Lake Lancaster hood!!

That was art.

Must be because it’s entirely unintelligible to me.

You are thinking too much. Dont read it, just drink it, hear it, and feel it.

Rap is a mood, a sensation. It’s urban poetry.

And really, is it any worse than a bingo card tasting note? Harvard Johnny needs to chime in.

First the Huets sh*t the bed, and now this. J/k, righteous tune cuz!

Alfert thinks the filthiest part of that piece is “Uncle Rollando.”

Golf clap

Have you ever checked out exactly what that means in Urban Dictionary?!

I believe the actual lyric is “feeling like Rollo” which is a reference to Sanford & Son. Now, Urban Dictionary has entries for Rollo and Rolando which are unfit for viewing and NSFW.

Now, I wouldn’t have thought to describe a wine as pimpalicious but I might use it in the future.

I love this wine. I gotta check this out especially now my hometown folks Outkast have endorsed it. Andre3000 however is living in LA now I think. I know BigBoi is here. His kids go to school at one of the nicer private schools. Nice note Mr. Alfert.

It was easily the most offensive part for me.

Also, I nominate this for POTY. And by this I mean Alfert’s original post as well as David’s reply above.

Rap Bordeaux…no thanks.

The wine is good though.

DB pouring a 40oz of Old English all over your rap masterpiece…for my homies

I’m such a curmudgeon that I don’t even know what that is supposed to refer to.

Of course, but couldn’t resist the similarity to your favorite winemaking consultant.

An intentional double entendre, good sir!

Brilliant note Robert
The 2014 is more expensive than 2015 around here! (A few cents only)
When did Bouard became winemaker?