BREAKING NEWS: Robert M Parker to join Vinous

Gotcha, made you click — April Fool’s!

And I am having a baby.

And buying a house in Westchester

Fake news

Congratulations, Victor!

LOL.

Very good, JC! You had me. I was imagining the scenario that led to this as the page with your post loaded.

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Is he joining as a subscriber?

I love April fools day so I clicked this puppy twice.

I admit, I was taken in. Good one.

Ditto.

(Actually I suspect April Fool but wanted to read the article anyway. I’ve been a fan of April Fools ever since the BBC Spaghetti Harvest documentary. )

Weak. Knew it was an April Fool’s hoax, but wanted to see how convincing or outrageous the article was. But no article to read.

You mean that you will not attend my baby shower? Or house-warming?

Victor is carrying the love child of John Kapon and Rudy K.

Rudy had promised to be faithful during his “hiatus”.

With a mortgage.

I don’t think he had any choice in the matter.

Triple gold!