But has anyone ever tried the “fully furnished” route for selling their house, only to come to suspect that somebody on the real estate merry-go-round is pilfering bottles of wine from your fully furnished wine cellar?
As far as real estate goes - it depends on the market. I packed up all my stuff and did an open house for a weekend. RE agents called repeatedly. Every time I realized it was an agent, I just hung up. No politeness, explanation, no conversation at all. The listing said no agents and if they were rude enough to ignore that direction, I was willing to reciprocate.
Sold the house in a weekend, for more than any house in the neighborhood had ever sold for.
Anyone who had an issue with dust bunnies, etc., was told that I had five other offers, which was true. They could always buy a broom.
It wasn’t the first time I’d sold my house and likely will not be the last. Staging and all that stuff is BS to my mind, especially as I’ve been looking to buy recently. I don’t look at a house that’s “artfully” staged and think about how much I love it - I generally think about how the staging sucks.
Nobody buys because they’re impressed by the furniture. People usually buy because of the schools, the taxes, the neighborhood, the views - i.e. things other than the physical property itself.
That isn’t true if the house is physically striking for some reason, e.g. if it’s unique, beautiful, or decrepit.
In the latter cases, you’ll attract buyers who are looking for those specific things - something they need do nothing to or something they can fix up. But in most cases, that’s not the situation. The people who bought my house tore out the wine cellar to put in a nanny room. They wanted the area. They got a few hundred thousand dollars worth of custom wood work that didn’t make any difference in the price.
My attitude towards RE agents is very much like my attitude towards most wine shop help. I’d prefer to be ignored.
For storage, 70F for a few months isn’t bad but if it’s going to be a few years, you might look for self-storage that has some kind of cooling somewhere. If it’s indoor storage, it likely won’t get into the 90s or even the mid-high 70s. Those outside garages are something else again. It’s unlikely that any retailer would store it for you - that would create a host of unwanted legal issues.