I have this friend of a friend who is between jobs right now and he’s been trying to contact Barefoot Cellars because he wants to park his RV in their lot, empty out the shitter, and buy some wine. He wants to be able to tell his friends that he got the wine directly from the winery and that they can come over and barbecue in the parking lot…the very same night.
So if anybody has any contacts at Barefoot Cellars, please contact me.
I can help you, but you have to let me know how much you would be willing to pay me for my assistance.
Well Doug, he’s a little cash strapped until the worker’s comp settlement comes through for him. Would you accept scratch off tickets as payment?
This is by far the post of the year!
Any chance his name is Eddie?
We are grilling dogs and drinking moonshine, blind tasting so to speak.
Swing on by when your shift ends at walmart.
Is this what they mean by humblebragging?
+100
Now that was funny, I laughed so hard I started crying. Didn’t help my hangover though.
You know, it’s the unemployed like him that have put Barefoot’s Moscato out of my range
Elongated standing golf clap. This is just the cherry on top.
Hilarious, Mr Blum. Thanks!
Friggin’ fell out of my chair laughing, Chris!
Well played sir, well played.
That is the funniest post I’ve read in a while.
Your friend sounds like a total f*ckin’ douche. Oh, wait, wrong thread.
Awesome Chris.
“shitters full”
From Ohio?
I believe he’s since moved just outside of Vegas.
Haskell? Munster? And The Cruisers? Inquiring minds need to know.