Dude, not so many moons ago I was a frat bro at dartmouth. I have no quarrel with drinking till your eyeballs fall out of your head. What chaps me is drinking that much and pretending you have a f*cking clue what you’re putting in your mouth. Waste of rare wine, and it means that folks are reading notes that are garbage.
I nominate Jeremy Holmes to be the official nick-namer of the committee heads.
My assessment it seems, was more accurate than I had hoped.