My Fauxbano
Or a certain world-class athete that moonlights as an attorney somewhere in Central Florida?
Poor Señor Orlando. He is unfairly stereotyped on a daily basis:
Come to think of it, that one is fair.
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Now THAT is funny!!!
Objection: A world-class athlete would beat me up a hill on a bike.
Gherkins? What the hell is the green stuff in there that isn’t gherkins?
Arugula! Thus the “Fauxbano” moniker. And yet still more authentic than Bobby O.
The tacos I had for dinner tonight are more authentic than Bobby O.
That’s Mexican, you dummy. Completely different language.
Who is the more authentic Cuban:
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…wait a sec, did I just post the same photo twice?
Those schnozzes are definitely Cuban!
Dat bottom one could pass himself off as Jewban.