At nearly 11pm on a Saturday night a woman came in and wanted to know "can we open an account here?" and showed me a list of things that she would need a CASE each of delivered to "a video shoot" on Sunday:
Cristal and Ace of Spades Champagne
Hennessey X.O.
Glenmorangie Nectar d'Or
Moet Nektar
They wanted this billed on a weekend evening to Interscope Records (who are four blocks from here and ALWAYS use corporate credit cards) but delivered on Sunday in another location.
I politely sent her to BevMo up the street.....





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