All advice considered . . . .
If a fire breaks out you are covered.
Or to start one…
Sell it to me for cost so I can flip it 
Oh God!
Did you win that?
Well, based on the tasting notes on the board I’d say you’re all set for a pancake social!
Golf clap sir.
I think you mixed up your hand signals.
Cougar bait
That looks like a great candidate for a charity auction item!
I think that’s a great idea.
Build an outdoor deck…
Bruce
Sell it to Waffle House.
I still don’t understand why so many people advocate ruining perfectly good pancakes and waffles. Geez, there are starving kids in the world, you know?
Couldn’t I use it to strip the aging varnish from my current deck?
I did that with a DM of ZD Chardonnay. Haitian Earthquake relief. Worked out very well.
Sangria?
Waste of good fruit : )
Put it away for 20 years and then see how the wind is blowing with it.
I think Caymus only made 116,000 bottle of the 3L.
Waste of cellar space : )
Man, I know we live in the first world, but all this wastefulness makes me sad.