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Post #1  Postby ChrisBeacham » May 12th 2010, 5:39am

http://www.alicefeiring.com/feiringsquad/wine-cop/_98_point_wine.html
A scathing and hilarious evisceration of a Big Jay review of a Spanish 98 pointer.
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Post #2  Postby Scott Butler » May 12th 2010, 6:10am

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Yawn....

Post #3  Postby TomHill » May 12th 2010, 6:34am

Yawn.....AliceF**ring is so....yesterday. Reading her drivel is so tiring, IMHO.
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Post #4  Postby Bruce Leiserowitz » May 12th 2010, 6:41am

ChrisBeacham wrote:http://www.alicefeiring.com/feiringsquad/wine-cop/_98_point_wine.html
A scathing and hilarious evisceration of a Big Jay review of a Spanish 98 pointer.


Sort of seems like low-hanging fruit, if you ask me. Very expensive, low-hanging fruit, though.

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Post #5  Postby H Wallace Jr » May 12th 2010, 7:01am

Awesome. I love Alice.
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Post #6  Postby Richard T r i m p i » May 12th 2010, 7:43am

Times like these, I miss Posner.

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Post #7  Postby Al Osterheld » May 12th 2010, 7:47am

Seems remarkably lazy to me. She plays one note, yet still manages to sound atonal.

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Post #8  Postby Robert.Fleming » May 12th 2010, 8:12am

H Wallace Jr wrote:Awesome. I love Alice.
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Post #9  Postby cganzer » May 12th 2010, 8:17am

I'd seen this note too, and was trying to imagine the scene in the cellars, say, a year and a half and 3 (of the 4 it'd eventually see) new barrels in.

Picture it: the winemaker, domaine owner, consulting oenologist, perhaps a couple of friends or owners of neighboring estates all draw off the samples that have already been in 3 new oak barrels. They sniff, swirl, taste, ponder. Finally, one of them has the courage to speak up: "Well...it's *pretty* oaky..."
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Post #10  Postby Ken Zinns » May 12th 2010, 8:20am

Al Osterheld wrote:Seems remarkably lazy to me.

Have to say that was my take on it too. In five minutes, anyone could do the same with 90% of the tasting notes out there. Nothing in her remarks that targets much that's specific to the particular wine or review. I think she's capable of better writing but has settled for the easy pot-shots since people seem to like those.
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Post #11  Postby Nathan Smyth » May 12th 2010, 8:38am

Al Osterheld wrote:Seems remarkably lazy to me. She plays one note, yet still manages to sound atonal.

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Post #12  Postby G. D y e r » May 12th 2010, 8:48am

Gotta give her credit for finding the most ridiculously exaggerated wine imaginable. $750, 400% new oak, black in color, and so on. The original note is virtually a self parody (as its author). Ripe for mockery, and mock it she does!

Of course she can do better (I'm no fanboy though), but this one is impossible to pass up.
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Post #13  Postby Cris Whetstone » May 12th 2010, 8:53am

Very low hanging fruit these days. At least she could have made it clever or funny. I don't see the value in that post other than to preach to the choir.
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Post #14  Postby ekovitch » May 12th 2010, 9:41am

Cris Whetstone wrote:Very low hanging fruit these days. At least she could have made it clever or funny. I don't see the value in that post other than to preach to the choir.


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Post #15  Postby Brian Loring » May 12th 2010, 9:57am

The sad thing about what she did is that the wine is actually amazing. I've been lucky enough to have tried it a couple of times, and I still have a couple of bottles in my cellar. Thankfully I didn't pay $700 - I got it direct at the winery (and one bottle was gifted to me by the winemaker). And yes it's expensive, but to me, it's one of the few wines I'd ever rate 100 points. And they only make 200 cases or so a year. Think of it as the Screaming Eagle of Spain. But it's not for everyone, since it is a monster. To put it in perspective, it made a bottle of SQN Midnight Oil on the same table one night seem boring.

And it doesn't get racked 3 times into new oak. That was an error on JM's part. It does get racked once into new oak (200% new oak), but the wine actually needs it given how much other stuff is there.

Making fun of RMP and JM is easy sport, but it's unfortunate when a great wine gets unfairly disparaged in the process.
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Post #16  Postby Nathan Smyth » May 12th 2010, 10:04am

Are these barrels in Lompoc?

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If so, is it a new facility?
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Post #17  Postby larry schaffer » May 12th 2010, 10:05am

Brian Loring wrote:The sad thing about what she did is that the wine is actually amazing. I've been lucky enough to have tried it a couple of times, and I still have a couple of bottles in my cellar. Thankfully I didn't pay $700 - I got it direct at the winery (and one bottle was gifted to me by the winemaker). And yes it's expensive, but to me, it's one of the few wines I'd ever rate 100 points. And they only make 200 cases or so a year. Think of it as the Screaming Eagle of Spain. But it's not for everyone, since it is a monster. To put it in perspective, it made a bottle of SQN Midnight Oil on the same table one night seem boring.

And it doesn't get racked 3 times into new oak. That was an error on JM's part. It does get racked once into new oak (200% new oak), but the wine actually needs it given how much other stuff is there.

Making fun of RMP and JM is easy sport, but it's unfortunate when a great wine gets unfairly disparaged in the process.


Brian,

How dare you actually comment on the WINE here (-:

As Tom and others have said, much ado about nothing . . .

200% new oak, eh?!?!? Is THIS where those guys got the idea?!?!? Not that there's anything 'wrong' with that - and I'm sure they're not the only one doing it - maybe one of the few that is actually ADMITTING it!

Too bad the wine's so expensive - seems like it'd be an interesting wine to try . . .

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Post #18  Postby H Wallace Jr » May 12th 2010, 10:18am

I'm sure this is what gets her goat more than anything...
"Vina Sastre is a benchmark estate in Ribera del Duero. It is committed to organic farming and biodynamic principles with the wines naturally made"...
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Post #19  Postby Josh Beck » May 12th 2010, 10:36am

Very effective tasting note. It tells you alot about the wine.

Ripe for mockery as well.

The mockery isn't terribly well done though. And someone should tell Alice that there's a wine region out there where pencil lead has been used as a descriptor for a while now.
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Post #20  Postby Brian Loring » May 12th 2010, 11:18am

H Wallace Jr wrote:I'm sure this is what gets her goat more than anything...
"Vina Sastre is a benchmark estate in Ribera del Duero. It is committed to organic farming and biodynamic principles with the wines naturally made"...

Why? While the "benchmark" comment is arguable (but I happen to agree), the rest is a statement of fact. I'm not a proponent of biodynamic farming, but it seems to works for Sastre and their Pesus. And just because a wine is big and bold, it doesn't mean that there was any "spoof". If someone wants to point at the 200% new oak as "un-natural", I disagree. It may be a bit extreme, but given that DRC uses 100% new oak on Pinot Noir, I don't see that 200% on incredibly (naturally) concentrated Tempranillo is that big a deal. And certainly within the bounds of natural winemaking (IMHO).

To me, it just seems that Alice doesn't like this style of wine. Nothing new there... she can get in line behind Eric Asimov, Matt Kramer, etc.
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Post #21  Postby Humberto Dorta » May 12th 2010, 11:28am

I knew that wine sounded familiar!
While Im all for making a mockery of Jay for personal reasons, that was just not funny. Piss poor piece of writing.
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Yup.....

Post #22  Postby TomHill » May 12th 2010, 11:30am

Brian Loring wrote:To me, it just seems that Alice doesn't like this style of wine. Nothing new there... she can get in line behind Eric Asimov, Matt Kramer, etc.


Yup, Brian......it can be organic/bio/natural made...exactly the kind of wine Alice espouses. But if it's made in the (so-called) Parker style, she's a notta gonna like it.
Plus, I suspect that she's never even tasted the wine. Which is OK...she's mocking the TN...not the wine.
I wouldn't be losing any sleep over the fact Alice doesn't like a wine you happen to have in your cellar. There are worse things in life.
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Post #23  Postby H Wallace Jr » May 12th 2010, 11:32am

Brian Loring wrote:
H Wallace Jr wrote:I'm sure this is what gets her goat more than anything...
"Vina Sastre is a benchmark estate in Ribera del Duero. It is committed to organic farming and biodynamic principles with the wines naturally made"...

Why? While the "benchmark" comment is arguable (but I happen to agree), the rest is a statement of fact. I'm not a proponent of biodynamic farming, but it seems to works for Sastre and their Pesus. And just because a wine is big and bold, it doesn't mean that there was any "spoof". If someone wants to point at the 200% new oak as "un-natural", I disagree. It may be a bit extreme, but given that DRC uses 100% new oak on Pinot Noir, I don't see that 200% on incredibly (naturally) concentrated Tempranillo is that big a deal. And certainly within the bounds of natural winemaking (IMHO).

To me, it just seems that Alice doesn't like this style of wine. Nothing new there... she can get in line behind Eric Asimov, Matt Kramer, etc.

I won't speak for Alice, but the tone is that this level of concentration (plus gobs of 200% or 300% new oak) is unnatural (whether done "naturally" or not). This is clearly not her style, though I'd put her in the front of that line of people that don't like this style.

And yes, she is mocking the note and critic more than the wine....
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Post #24  Postby Frank Drew » May 12th 2010, 11:46am

This doesn't sound like a wine I'd like, but I agree that Alice Feiring was just taking a cheap shot; I think it says more about her than about Miller or Viña Sastre.
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Post #25  Postby Jorge Henriquez » May 12th 2010, 11:49am

My question is: how did Dr. JSM actually piss her off? [scratch.gif]
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Post #26  Postby Brian Loring » May 12th 2010, 12:18pm

Nathan Smyth wrote:Are these barrels in Lompoc?

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Yep! Our barrel room is large enough that we don't have to stack full barrels!
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Post #27  Postby C. Bowman » May 12th 2010, 12:49pm

Brian Loring wrote:
Nathan Smyth wrote:Are these barrels in Lompoc?

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If so, is it a new facility?

Yep! Our barrel room is large enough that we don't have to stack full barrels!

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Post #29  Postby Wes Barton » May 12th 2010, 4:04pm

TomHill wrote:
Brian Loring wrote:To me, it just seems that Alice doesn't like this style of wine. Nothing new there... she can get in line behind Eric Asimov, Matt Kramer, etc.


Yup, Brian......it can be organic/bio/natural made...exactly the kind of wine Alice espouses. But if it's made in the (so-called) Parker style, she's a notta gonna like it.
Plus, I suspect that she's never even tasted the wine. Which is OK...she's mocking the TN...not the wine.
I wouldn't be losing any sleep over the fact Alice doesn't like a wine you happen to have in your cellar. There are worse things in life.
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She would have said if she'd tasted it.

Note that Josh Raynolds rated the 3 previous vintages 95 pts.

I've never read anything she's written that didn't take pot shots at Parker. She comes across as a whack job. In that LA Times ESJ article she wrote, she slammed Parker endlessly, contradicted herself, made ignorant blanket statements about CA wine, and promoted her book shamelessly (which I found unethical). (Oh, and since when is rating a wine 88 or 89 pts a "slam"?)

I share her wine preferences. It would be nice to see her drop her unhealthy Parker obsession and put some effort into seeking out the many many other CA wineries that she would like, and then actually talk about them.
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Post #30  Postby Roberto Rogness » May 12th 2010, 4:15pm

Alice is gonna drop by here on Saturday. We've talked on the phone & exchanged a lot of e-mail but it will be fun to meet her....
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Post #31  Postby H Wallace Jr » May 12th 2010, 4:47pm

Wes Barton wrote: She comes across as a whack job. In that LA Times ESJ article she wrote, she slammed Parker endlessly, contradicted herself, made ignorant blanket statements about CA wine, and promoted her book shamelessly (which I found unethical). (Oh, and since when is rating a wine 88 or 89 pts a "slam"?)

The LA Times article was an interesting response to something that shocked a lot of people. The ESJ spanking handed out by WA was really over the top (especially for the time). A lot of people saw it as a personal attack on ESJ, and It developed a lot of chatter on the other board-- I think she wrote about it very well, and defended a CA vintner and style she admires. Who else piped in on mainstream press?

Again- I'm a huge Alice fan, and have found her writing to have a lot more to offer than beating up the WA. Is she on the fringe? For sure, but that's part of what I like about reading her stuff.
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Post #32  Postby Ken Zinns » May 12th 2010, 5:09pm

Roberto Rogness wrote:Alice is gonna drop by here on Saturday. We've talked on the phone & exchanged a lot of e-mail but it will be fun to meet her....
I met her about 5 years ago, in Paso Robles just before HdR. Had no idea who she was and actually didn't remember meeting her at all until Eric Anderson (who was with me at the time) jogged my memory more recently. IIRC she was battling a cold or allergies at the time and didn't say much.
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Post #33  Postby gene keenan » May 12th 2010, 5:13pm

sorry for not reading the whole thread but what a completely idiotic review by feiring
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Post #34  Postby Nick Ryan » May 12th 2010, 6:21pm

+1, pretty funny. Tempranillo is not meant to be treated in this way, it has an inherent rusticity that just results in a vile concoction if one tries to make a fruit-bomb out of it; the same with Grenache.
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Post #35  Postby Roberto Rogness » May 12th 2010, 6:22pm

And Sangiovese, Nebbiolo and Gagliopo.....
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